webmaster

• name: communistwater
• pronouns: no
• gender: gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms -karl marx
• politics: libertarian socialist, left accelerationist, I HATE TECHBROS I HATE TECHBROS, postgenderist, on the track im going im probably going to reach post-identity eventually
• religion: atheist but i talk about religion alot for some reason
• interests: politics (mostly leftism), organized crime (mostly italian-american), philosophy, computers, drawing, kandi, history, science, urbex, thinking (i dont do half of these things any more because im too tired :( )

bigass q and a

• 1) time and date u started this? may 13 8:44 pm
• 2) asl? no
• 3) opinions on musicals? the musical numbers interrupt the plot
• 4) favorite snack? salt n vinegar chips
• 5) have u ever been in love? no
• 6) favorite pokemon? umbreon or something idk
• 7) mario kart main? dont have it
• 8) tf2 main? computer cant play it :(
• 9) do you laugh at youtube poops? no?????
• 10) are you listening to music right now? no :(
• 11) favorite shape? LE TREIANGLE LE TREIANGLE
• 12) do you believe in astrology? no
• 13) do you believe in the occult? not really
• 14) opinions on vocaloid? cool
• 15) would you ever want to be a rockstar? no
• 16) do you easily get stressed? yep :(
• 17) what is/was your favorite class in high school? le science
• 18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol psychic idk
• 19) rei or asuka? dont watch it
• 20) favorite html tag? img
• 21) are you religious? no
• 22) opinions on nightcore? decent ig
• 23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc) im goth rn
• 24) are you good at drawing? perhaps
• 25) do you crack your joints? YESSS YES YES
• 26) do you read visual novels? sometimes
• 27) can you sew? yep
• 28) can you cook? probably but im scared of heat and stuff
• 29) most expensive thing you've bought? im not going back through my transaction history for this
• 30) opinions on cosplay? cool
• 31) what's your most hated band/musician? sabrina carpenter
• 32) are you a dramatic person? i guess
• 33) what emoticon do you use most? >:(
• 34) can a miracle certainly occur? no??? why is this worded like this
• 35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood? ya sure
• 36) do you have a celebrity crush? no
• 37) do you like snow? yep but the cold gives me asthma attacks
• 38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid? ye
• 39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on? the thingies in the interest secion above
• 40) are you good at spelling? i guess but i dont really try
• 41) which touhou wud u fuk? dont know what that is but none of them >:)
• 42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover? kinda sorta. the robots arent going to be the actual rulers but the bourgeoisie will use them to subdue the masses and 4 surveullance and stuff (continuum of now)
• 43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?! NO!!!!!!
• 44) would you be an angel or devil? neither
• 45) sine, cosine, or tangent? cos
• 46) do you like licorice? depends
• 47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves? the american government system (you wouldnt have to keep fighting over redistricting if u just got rid of districts and congress. representative democracy isnt true democracy.)
• 48) what books did you like as a kid? cant remember
• 49) can you play any instruments? yep
• 50) what song would you want to play at your wedding? i would just get my certificate from the county clerk and go home
• 51) do you believe in reincarnation? idk probably not
• 52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______ complains
• 53) have you been to another continent? nope
• 54) whats your worst habit? procrastination
• 55) favorite vegetable? potater
• 56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid? that scene in inside out with the rat
• 57) whats one of your guilty pleasures? slicing off my calluses
• 58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire? ghost
• 59) what do you fear most? idk
• 60) do you sleep with any plushies? yep
• 61) what hobby do you just not understand? american football
• 62) do you like the taste of alcohol? probably not
• 63) are you a hopeless romantic? no
• 64) which deadly sin best fits you? sloth
• 65) which of your physical features do you like the most? the back of the part of the hand with the metacarpals
• 66) are your ears pierced? yep
• 67) have you ever been in a physical fight? no
• 68) where do you buy your clothes? the local thrift
• 69) where would you live if you could live anywhere? either a large city or siberia idk
• 70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick? most likely a trick
• 71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should! no
• 72) what is the worst chore to do? bathroom cleaning/anything with decaying organic matter
• 73) what did your parents almost name you? my current name
• 74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender? none. i dont like the concept of names very much
• 75) what were your first words? "no"
• 76) what do you want your last words to be? "its joever" or something
• 77) when did you first regularly start going online? 9/10 years old idk
• 78) what year do you miss the most? dunno
• 79) are you psychic? unlikely
• 80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself. no
• 81) what do you use to listen to music? mp3 app/tapez
• 82) whats the biggest city you've been to? nyc
• 83) favorite animal? crinocheta
• 84) what web browser do you use? duckduckgo
• 85) are you allergic to kitty cats??????????? no
• 86) do you like energy drinks? no
• 87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc stop with the fandom questions
• 88) when do you usually go to bed? 10:30-12
• 89) how often do you wash your hair? when it gets flat n stringy
• 90) would you download a car? yes
• 91) what was your favorite show as a kid? dont remember
• 92) whats the silliest hat you own? top hat ig (or an authentic morrocan-made fez but thats more cool than silly)
• 93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty. what kind of sentence is this
• 94) do you make OCs? yep
• 95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone? le triangle
• 96) do you like fireworks? theyre mid
• 97) favorite painter? idk
• 98) favorite numbers? i
• 99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever) those ones where you merge the falling objects or the numbers
• 100) time and date you finished this? may 13 9:34 pm

webmaster questionnaire (from here) when i did this i didn't know how do do mobile responsiveness but a few hours after i completed this i figured out how to do mobile responsiveness. i still won't work as a web designer though.

1. Please introduce yourself.

communistwater

2. How long have you been making websites?

the last time i made a "website" before this was in 6th grade for an assignment but i started this website in aug 2025 or so

3. And what got you into the hobby?

boredom

4. What kind of website are you most interested in?

the ones with a lot of blinkies (that i can steal) or the weird and disturbing ones

5. What's your workflow? Do you plan your websites out thoroughly or do you come up with the design as you go along?

i just do whatever

6. Please link to your biggest inspirations.

i dont really have a main inspiration but my favorite sites aesthetically are esoterical and maggotgirl

7. What's your favourite part about making websites?

its not constrained by your physical form

8. And the thing you struggle with the most?

css and coming up with more ideas

9. Do you keep the same layout on all of your pages? Or do you use different ones?

i have a 3 column and a 2 column (and maybe a 1 column somewhere)

10. How confident are you with CSS?

im pretty bad at it

11. Do you know how to correctly use <dl>?

i haven't heard of that until i got this questionaire

12. What is your favourite HTML element?

img

13. If you're making a new web page from scratch, what is the first thing you do?

i add the header/title thing

14. Do you know JavaScript?

kinda sorta

15. How about PHP?

no

16. Does your website have a theme that you stick to?

eyes and blue i guess

17. Are you more focused on content or design?

cntent mostly because css is a pain

18. Do you own a domain name? If not, would you ever want to?

i dont own one. perhaps i would like too but its stupid to have to pay 88 dollars for a url.

19. What do you think of nostalgia-focused or "retro" websites?

i like em

20. Is your HTML valid? Do you even check?

i just checked. its not valid

21. What are your opinion on buttons and banners?

love em

22. What do you think of button walls in particular?

i like 2 steal buttons

23. If you started over again, would you make something similar or completely different?

similar probably. i would make the new one creepier.

24. Are you envious of other people's websites?

sometimes

25. What text editor do you use?

i used to use the neocities editor but now i use the neocities and phoenix code interchangably.

26. Why do you use that one?

i use the neocities because it comes with the website. i use phoenix because it shows the website next to the code and you can localhost it

27. Do you host your image files on your web server, or on another host?

theyre mostly on my web server. there might be some random filegarden hosted images in there somewhere

28. This might not be relevant to you, but what's your opinion on the Neocities vs. Nekoweb debate?

i mainly use neocities because that's just what i started with i guess, and it has better site browsing features imo. i have a mirror on nekoweb for redundancy purposes. i dont really care what other people use. (idk why nekoweb's parent company decided to incorporate in wyoming tho. its a bit sketchy for internet freedom rn)

29. How much server space would you estimate your main website takes up?

it says it takes up 39.92 mb.

30. Do you keep local backups of your files?

yes

31. Do you prefer simple or highly visual websites?

visual

32. Do you stick to certain colours? Do you do that on purpose, or is it your subconscious?

i use blue because that's the color of my backgroung i guess

33. Have you ever thought about quitting? Why?

occasionally. its because im lazy.

34. Do you have many webmaster friends, or is it a solitary hobby?

most likely not

35. Do people in your real life know about your website?

no :)

36. Do you update your website very often? How often is "very often"?

its somewhat often. about a few days to a couple weeks

37. And the overall design, do you change that much? Why or why not?

no because i don't want to redo my css. i make small design changes occasionaly

38. Is your website more you-focused, hobby-focused, or outside world-focused?

i guess its hobby and outside-world focused mostly.

39. Do you do web design professionally?

no :)

40. If not, would you like to? And if you're comfortable answering, what do you do for work?

no becausee im bad at mobile responsiveness and people should learn how to design their own websites. suprisingly im not unemployed

41. Do you communicate with people by email very much?

not for friendly purposes

42. Some people reject social media and use websites as a replacement. Do you keep social media outside of your website?

yep

43. How about instant messengers? Do you use a mainstream one like Discord or Telegram? Or something like Matrix? Do you avoid them?

i have discord but i don't use it very much

44. Do you listen to music while you work on websites? If so, what kinds of artists?

yep :) i mostly listen to electronic/femtanyl type stuff when coding but sometimes i listen to my normal music (on the music page)

45. Do you keep everything you make on one website, or do you have more than one?

i have one website with mirrors on neocities and nekoweb

46. On a similar note, do you keep to one topic on your site, or many?

i just dump whatever i want on here

47. Do you present your real self, or at least try? Or do you construct a persona on purpose?

im more authentic on here than i am irl

48. Have you ever made a good friend thanks to your website?

no

49. Are you happy with the way HTML and CSS currently work?

i guess. css is annoying tho

50. What are practices that you think people should avoid?

the flashing/animated backgrounds where you can't turn them off

51. What about under-utilised practices, or things you think people should do more?

page labrynth

52. Do you use a lot of semantic HTML? Or are you guilty of generic structure?

i try to use semantic but sometimes i forget about it

53. Do you consider different browsers?

sometimes

54. Speaking of, what's your preferred browser? Convince your readers why they should use it.

duckduckgo because of privacy. you should use it because its not chrome

55. And what OS are you on?

macos

56. Do you have a strong opinion on that, or do you just happen to use it?

i just have it i guess. i want to try linux but asashi doesn't work for my chip yet.

57. Are your websites mobile-friendly?

it kind of is but its annoying to have to click the mobile button on every page. im trying to make a site-wide mobile toggler but its not really working.

58. What are your thoughts on autoplay?

its annoying unless you can mute it

59. What are your thoughts on webrings? Are you in any?

i love webrings

60. Do you have any web shrines? What do you like to see in that sort of page?

i guess. i don't really care what other people put on their shrines.

61. Are your websites "cliche", in your opinion?

no

62. What is your ideal website? Are you striving for that, or for something else?

idk what an ideal website its.

63. Are you an artist? Do you draw or design your own assets?

sometimes i make my own assets but most of the time i don't

64. What are your favourite resource sites?

scripted.neocities.org

65. Is there a habit you just can't get away from no matter how hard you try?

marquees (i dont try to get away from them)

66. What's your biggest advice for a new webmaster?

make a massive sprawiling website

67. Do you keep all your styling in CSS? Or do you hard-code some?

most of the styling is in css but a bit of it probably isn't like the scrollboxes

68. What do you think of frameset layouts?

no idea what that is

69. How about table-based layouts?

never tried it.

70. Do you subscribe to the ideas of "one-column", "two-column" and "three-column" layouts? Do you use any of these?

i use all of them somewhere on the site.

71. Do you spend longer on the HTML or the CSS?

i spend a longer total time on the html but i spend a longer time on the css per capita

72. Have you ever made a page with no CSS? It's useful for your thoughts.

no

73. Do you ever find yourself making layouts with nothing to put on them? Or do you only make layouts when the need arises?

layouts are a pain to make so i make them only when i need them

74. Would you consider yourself a beginner? Or advanced? Somewhere in the middle?

beginner-intermediate

75. Do you have a habit of looking at the source code of websites you visit?

sometimes

76. How did YOU learn how to make websites?

w3schools and mdn web docs

77. Do you ever force elements to do things they're not supposed to?

i use image widths as tables. I once had a 1x1 transparent pixel square that i used as a divider before i figured out tables

78. Thoughts on floating elements?

don't really care

79. When you're sizing stuff, what do you use first? Do you use px, em, %, or something else?

either pix or percentage

80. Do you have a favourite font?

generic serif font

81. Would you run a website with another person? How would that work?

i once has a shitty google sites with my now-inactive micronation. i guess it would work on static sites by sharing a neocities account with someone or on nekoweb using the invite file editor thing. on the google site, everyone could make their own page and edit the main pages as long as they didn't grief anyting but no one really cared enough to do much on the site so that's why the micronation became inactive (see redacted micronational single

82. Do you surf the Web to find new personal websites very often?

yep

83. Do you bookmark other people's websites? How would you feel knowing someone else bookmarked yours?

i don't use bookmarks in general. i use the neocities follow thing though. i suppose it would be nice if someone bookmarked mine.

84. What do you want people to be most impressed with when they see your website?

idk. think about this site how you want to think about it.

85. Are you interested in technology outside of websites? Do you collect?

i guess. i take apart old cameras and stuff sometimes

86. How often and for how long are you online?

every day for a few hours

87. When it comes to your website, who is your target audience?

whoever wants to look at it i guess. target audiences are for capitalists

88. Have you ever been interested in XHTML?

no

89. Do you program in general? Have you ever written a program for use with or on your website, not counting simple JavaScript?

i did some for school a while ago but i don't really do it now.

90. Speaking of programs that help you make websites, what do you think of static site generators (SSGs)? Have you ever used one?

ive never used one. i don't care if other people use one

91. Do you keep a hitcounter? Why or why not?

i have a country counter for funsies

92. Do you frequent forums? Which ones?

no

93. Do you write your page content directly into the editor, or do you prepare it elsewhere, like a text document or a Word document?

i mostly put it in the editor

94. Do you think you appear cool to others? A more accurate answer now: do other people ever say you're cool?

some people say im cool other people think im weird and annoying.

95. Are you embarrassed of your old work? Have you ever deleted everything out of shame?

sometimes. i deleted a shitty writing complaining about webps once.

96. Would you close down your website if you couldn't update it, or would you leave an archive?

i would leave it up

97. Do you reveal a lot about yourself on your website? Or are you more secretive?

i reveal some things but i try not to connect it to my irl flesh suit

98. Are you willing to reveal who your best online friend is, and/or if they have a website?

i dont have online friends

99. And do you optimise the images on your website?

yes

100. We're out of time! How do you feel after answering 100 questions? ....other than exhausted.

bored