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name: communistwater
pronouns: no
gender: gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms -karl marx
politics: libertarian socialist (i guess i could be considered an anarchist but i dont really call myself that), left accelerationist, I HATE TECHBROS I HATE TECHBROS, postgenderist
religion: atheist but i talk about religion alot for some reason
interests: politics (mostly leftism), organized crime (mostly italian-american), philosophy, computers, drawing, kandi, history, science, urbex

bigass q and a

1) time and date u started this? may 13 8:44 pm
2) asl? no
3) opinions on musicals? the musical numbers interrupt the plot
4) favorite snack? salt n vinegar chips
5) have u ever been in love? no
6) favorite pokemon? umbreon or something idk
7) mario kart main? dont have it
8) tf2 main? computer cant play it :(
9) do you laugh at youtube poops? no?????
10) are you listening to music right now? no :(
11) favorite shape? LE TREIANGLE LE TREIANGLE
12) do you believe in astrology? no
13) do you believe in the occult? not really
14) opinions on vocaloid? cool
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar? no
16) do you easily get stressed? yep :(
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school? le science
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol psychic idk
19) rei or asuka? dont watch it
20) favorite html tag? img
21) are you religious? no
22) opinions on nightcore? decent ig
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc) im goth rn
24) are you good at drawing? perhaps
25) do you crack your joints? YESSS YES YES
26) do you read visual novels? sometimes
27) can you sew? yep
28) can you cook? probably but im scared of heat and stuff
29) most expensive thing you've bought? im not going back through my transaction history for this
30) opinions on cosplay? cool
31) what's your most hated band/musician? sabrina carpenter
32) are you a dramatic person? i guess
33) what emoticon do you use most? >:(
34) can a miracle certainly occur? no??? why is this worded like this
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood? ya sure
36) do you have a celebrity crush? no
37) do you like snow? yep but the cold gives me asthma attacks
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid? ye
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on? the thingies in the interest secion above
40) are you good at spelling? i guess but i dont really try
41) which touhou wud u fuk? dont know what that is but none of them >:)
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover? kinda sorta. the robots arent going to be the actual rulers but the bourgeoisie will use them to subdue the masses and 4 surveullance and stuff (continuum of now)
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?! NO!!!!!!
44) would you be an angel or devil? neither
45) sine, cosine, or tangent? cos
46) do you like licorice? depends
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves? the american government system (you wouldnt have to keep fighting over redistricting if u just got rid of districts and congress. representative democracy isnt true democracy.)
48) what books did you like as a kid? cant remember
49) can you play any instruments? yep
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding? i would just get my certificate from the county clerk and go home
51) do you believe in reincarnation? idk probably not
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______ complains
53) have you been to another continent? nope
54) whats your worst habit? procrastination
55) favorite vegetable? potater
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid? that scene in inside out with the rat
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures? slicing off my calluses
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire? ghost
59) what do you fear most? idk
60) do you sleep with any plushies? yep
61) what hobby do you just not understand? american football
62) do you like the taste of alcohol? probably not
63) are you a hopeless romantic? no
64) which deadly sin best fits you? sloth
65) which of your physical features do you like the most? the back of the part of the hand with the metacarpals
66) are your ears pierced? yep
67) have you ever been in a physical fight? no
68) where do you buy your clothes? the local thrift
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere? either a large city or siberia idk
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick? most likely a trick
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should! no
72) what is the worst chore to do? bathroom cleaning/anything with decaying organic matter
73) what did your parents almost name you? my current name
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender? none. i dont like the concept of names very much
75) what were your first words? "no"
76) what do you want your last words to be? "its joever" or something
77) when did you first regularly start going online? 9/10 years old idk
78) what year do you miss the most? dunno
79) are you psychic? unlikely
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself. no
81) what do you use to listen to music? mp3 app/tapez
82) whats the biggest city you've been to? nyc
83) favorite animal? crinocheta
84) what web browser do you use? duckduckgo
85) are you allergic to kitty cats??????????? no
86) do you like energy drinks? no
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc stop with the fandom questions
88) when do you usually go to bed? 10:30-12
89) how often do you wash your hair? when it gets flat n stringy
90) would you download a car? yes
91) what was your favorite show as a kid? dont remember
92) whats the silliest hat you own? top hat ig (or an authentic morrocan-made fez but thats more cool than silly)
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty. what kind of sentence is this
94) do you make OCs? yep
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone? le triangle
96) do you like fireworks? theyre mid
97) favorite painter? idk
98) favorite numbers? i
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever) those ones where you merge the falling objects or the numbers
100) time and date you finished this? may 13 9:34 pm